enter the world of excitement: June 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Touching pic

Be caring and kind to all you meet

It won't cost you as much as a rupee

A gentle touch, a tiny smile Can bring happiness to

many ...........................

Keep Spreading happiness......................................

hmmmm.that makes sense

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is likeexpecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside
. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she didand is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. All desirable things in life are eitherillegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru:We should learn to love our enemies Mahatma Gandhi:Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…Eh Ganpat, chal daru la..

13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Wow.......amazing,whose this princess?

well even i dont knw,its a fantasy art........heeeeeeeee.....................

Some sweet extremes

EXTREME OF ISOLATION:Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with eachother.

EXTREME OF COWARDICE:Two persons fighting through emails.

EXTREME OF HELPLESSNESS:Receiving no emails for a week.

EXTREME OF FRUSTRATION:The email server being down.

EXTREME OF CARELESSNESS:Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

EXTREME OF ACHIEVEMENT:A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

EXTREME OF TIMEPASS:A person sending email to himself.

EXTREME OF REPETITION:Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwardedback to you by some one in the receiving chain.

EXTREME OF BROWSING:You are swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim..

EXTREME OF MY FRIENDSHIP:I always mail, u don't.

EXTREME OF HAVING NO WORK:You reading this with out any work.....................
just kiddin.....................................................

Have fun...he he he

Bihar(our college) Driving License... ======================= =========================================

DRYVING LYCENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM------------------------------------------------------ -----------

NOTE: Pleese do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will geeve you the lycen. For phurthar instructions, cee bottom applikason.

1. Last name:(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Check karet box)

2. First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Check karet box)

3. Age:(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Nomber of children libing in the household: ___

8. Nomber that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leeve blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -_Give egjhakt color(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :____________________________ (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copythumb imparesson also. Pleese provyde your own thumb imparesson.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

Thats office

AYYO NOW ITSELF I FEEL SLEEPY

BUT STILL EIGHT MORE HOURS TO GO

HMMM.NO WORK TODAY ENJOY

I AM LOOKING LIKE HERO.............

SO LEMME CHECKIF ANY BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS AROUND

AYAAA...MY TEAM MATE IS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL TODAY

AND

SHE IS LOOKING ME.....HEY HEY.............HOO HOO..........JOLLY

AM ALSO LOOKING LIKE A HERO

CARRY ON GUYS!!!

AM GONNA SLEEP

"MANAGER"

This is Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing.These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u welcometo my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

(Truly yours) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I amlooking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myselfa lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on .........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast ( by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing {laughing}) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groomand he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants) Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) ( Confused ????? ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments) ( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebodys help in framing sentence ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. idivorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???) (Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything like that.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service. (Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

Believe me...........these are really paintings...but thy are still living.......

Amazing temples,welll....am religious

The Harmandir Sahib (meaning The Abode of God) or simply the Golden Temple [wiki] in Punjab, India is the most sacred shrine of Sikhism.

Chion-in Temple [wiki] was built in 1234 CE to honor the founder of Jodo (Pure Land) Buddhism, a priest named Honen, who fasted to death in the very spot

In the 19th century, Dutch occupiers of Indonesia found a massive ancient ruin deep in the jungles of Java. What they discovered was the complex of Borobudur, a gigantic structure built with nearly 2 million cubic feet (55,000 m³) of stones. The temple has nearly 2,700 relief panels and 504 Buddha statues.

Temple of Heaven is a Taoist temple in Beijing, the capital of China. The temple was constructed in 14th century by Emperor Yongle of the Ming Dynasty

No one knows exactly when the Shwedagon Paya [wiki] (or Pagoda) in Myanmar was built - legend has it that it is 2,500 years old though archaeologists estimate that it was built between the 6th and 10th century.

Prambanan is a Hindu temple in Central Java, Indonesia. The temple was built in 850 CE, and is composed of 8 main shrines and 250 surrounding smaller ones

Tiger's Nest Monastery, perched precariously on the edge of a 3,000-feet-high cliff in Paro Valley, is one of the holiest places in Bhutan

Wat Rong Khun in Chiang Mai, Thailand is unlike any Buddhist temples in the world.

some rare pics

Linus Torvalds of Linux Operating System

Bill Hewlett(L) and Dave Packard(R) of HP.

Larry Page(L) and Sergey Brin(R), founders of Google

Picture taken when INFY was started

Lets take care of our health

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.

Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion. Pear & Banana- regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk -Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk -Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.

How will u feel if thats u.................

However life tastes gud only with some thrills..........................huh?

Wow exciting...........

These are just in from the current (just landed) space mission. These pixs are so good that it makes one feel as if you are there taking the pictures. Maximize your viewing area by hitting the F11 button and enjoy

..... http://www.texasjim.com/NASApix/NASA%20pix.htm

After you open the link be sure and hit the F11 button, makes the pictures even better. Some of these picture will take your breath away...